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Žali se pijanac svome drugu, pa kaže:
- "Znaš, ja sam vrlo rentabilan. Meni dnevno treba litar rakije, litar mlijeka i mačka."
Ovaj ga pogleda začudjeno i upita:
- "Pa dobro bre šta će ti mačka?"
A ovaj mu odgovori:
- "Pa treba neko da popije to mlijeko."

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10.11.2011
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MIRKO RONALDINJO

11.11.2011 00:47:57
KAKWA RAKIJA KAKWE MACHKE??? WEOMA LOSH WIC I TO SE MORE WIDJET I PO WEOMA MALIM OCJENAMA OWOG WICA I PO TOME JER AUTOR OWOG WICA NIJE MIRKO RONALDINJO TAKO DA JE CHISTA NULA! ORIGINAL_POTPIS_M_I_R_K_O__R_O_N_A_L_D_I_N_J_O

ekonomicno

11.11.2011 11:08:53
Moj komso i za macku kupi rakiju, pa ako macka nece da pija njemu vise ostane.

MIRKO RONALDINJO

11.11.2011 12:27:06
NEKO ME GHUZI A TAJ WEOMA VELIKU KHARINU RUTAVU IMA, JER JA VISE VOLIM OKO PODNE WEC NAWECHER ILI PONOC DA SEXAM SE, ode kod vuka u krewetic da me dobro(pravo) izbambusa a i swrshi mi u usta i pokenja mi se u usta ,wuche znam da je twoj magnum super pa me sad boli ghuza i prdim ko konj marke DORAT,a pre spavanja mama mi stavi celu saku u dupe umesto prstenjaka!! ORIGINAL_POTPIS_M_I_R_K_O__R_O_N_A_L_D_I_N_J_O

MIRKO RONALDINJO

11.11.2011 13:03:07
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