Ventilator


Umro Mujo i Fata mu kod sanduka reče:
- "Dabogda se okren'o u grobu onoliko puta kolko si me puta prevario."
Nakon nekog vremena umre i Fata i dođe kod Boga te ga pita:
- "Gdje je moj muž Mujo?"
A Bog će:
- "Mujo ventilator?"

Pave
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