Kondom


Dođe momak u dućan i pita radnicu:
- "Imate li kondome s ukusom maline?"
- "Nemamo."
- "A s ukusom jagode?"
- "Nemamo."
- "A s ukusom jabuke?"
- "Nemamo."
Stoji deda sa strane i kaže momku:
- "Alo mali o'š ti je*at il pravit kompot?"

Andrey_81
24.11.2011
4,22


Komentari:

antidupljak

24.11.2011 23:14:54
Dupli! Objavljen na ovom sajtu pod id 1121 od 21.06.2001.

MIRKO RONALDINJO

25.11.2011 13:09:44
NEKO ME GHUZI A TAJ WEOMA VELIKU KHARINU RUTAVU IMA, JER JA VISE VOLIM OKO PODNE WEC NAWECHER ILI PONOC DA SEXAM SE, ode kod vuka u krewetic da me dobro(pravo) izbambusa a i swrshi mi u usta i pokenja mi se u usta ,Wuche znam da je twoj magnum super pa me sad boli ghuza i prdim ko konj marke DORAT,a pre spavanja mama mi stavi celu saku u dupe umesto prstenjaka!! ORIGINAL_POTPIS_M_I_R_K_O__R_O_N_A_L_D_I_N_J_O

Vuk Strasni

25.11.2011 15:39:34
pa dobro nema veze što vic ima u arhivi. Ah,što ja volim prepisati vic iz arhive...

krigla piva

26.11.2011 13:52:14
zivio islam zivio islam zivio islam

MIRKO RONALDINJO

28.11.2011 12:07:47
NEKO ME GHUZI A TAJ WEOMA VELIKU KHARINU RUTAVU IMA, JER JA VISE VOLIM OKO PODNE WEC NAWECHER ILI PONOC DA SEXAM SE, ode kod vuka u krewetic da me dobro(pravo) izbambusa a i swrshi mi u usta i pokenja mi se u usta ,Wuche znam da je twoj magnum super pa me sad boli ghuza i prdim ko konj marke DORAT,a pre spavanja mama mi stavi celu saku u dupe umesto prstenjaka!! ORIGINAL_POTPIS_M_I_R_K_O__R_O_N_A_L_D_I_N_J_O NEKO ME GHUZI A TAJ WEOMA VELIKU KHARINU RUTAVU IMA, JER JA VISE VOLIM OKO PODNE WEC NAWECHER ILI PONOC DA SEXAM SE, ode kod vuka u krewetic da me dobro(pravo) izbambusa a i swrshi mi u usta i pokenja mi se u usta ,Wuche znam da je twoj magnum super pa me sad boli ghuza i prdim ko konj marke DORAT,a pre spavanja mama mi stavi celu saku u dupe umesto prstenjaka!! ORIGINAL_POTPIS_M_I_R_K_O__R_O_N_A_L_D_I_N_J_O

.

03.12.2011 18:49:22
okus valjda

Roger

07.12.2011 17:37:40
hehe

Edinos

31.12.2011 09:59:37
Vic je vrh najbolji

Mr.Botković

08.01.2012 14:09:10
Glup vic ovaj treba u najgore glup je ko 100 bezbednih picaka!

Roger Šaćirbey

12.01.2012 14:26:37
Ovaj vic je možda glup,- al ima strašno puno veze sa stvarnim životom. Mladi bi htjeli al ne znaju, dočim penzijoneri točno znaju što bi,ali nažalost ne mogu!

Pero

23.01.2012 21:28:01
Konacno nesto dobro

stari vic!

26.01.2012 17:53:21
došla curica od 13 godina u ljekarnu po nalogu ginekologinje da pita za kondome, i to sa okusom sperme.Pita ju ljekarnik da kakav je to okus,a ona veli da ne zna točno, ali joj je rekla majka da je to slično kao vanilija.

stari vic

27.01.2012 13:35:22
pred nekih 30 godina,kad je naša Maja još bila mića, mića malecka,pitala ju majka: - Šta više voliš,dete: Jogurt ili spermu? a Maja reče:Ne znam,majko-jogurta još nisam probala!

Badza

18.01.2025 02:01:32
ja volim kad me jebu bez kondoma ali smesan vic hahahha

sinisa susic

18.01.2025 02:01:40
ja volim zestok seks ponekad oteram klince u sobu da mogu da prcim zenu

nigga cum 222

19.03.2025 21:51:58
Ovaj vic je COOL????, ispricao sam ovaj vic drugarima i slatko smo se smejali????.

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